The following are courtesy of Geoffrey Skinner and Brian Kunde.

If dinosaurs were cats and dogs / Colin McNaughton ; verses adapted by Alice Low. -- New York : Four Winds Press, 1981
ocm07307425 / PZ8.3 .M46 If 1981 / OCLC.

If God was a woman : a collection of short stories / Stanley Nyamfukudza. -- Harare, Zimbabwe : College Press, 1991.
AKV7823 / PR9390.9 .N9 I34 1991 / Green Library - Stacks.

If James Madison had had a sense of humor / Max Farrand. -- [Philadelphia] : The Pennsylvania Magazine of History and Biography, 1938.
AAH2005 / 342.732 .F241 / Stanford Auxiliary Library 3.

If my heart had windows [sound recording] / Patti Loveless. -- [s.l.] : MCA, 1988.
HGD9510 / MCA Records MCAD-42092 / Library of Congress.

If Texas were Chile : a primer on banking reform / edited by Philip L. Brock. -- San Francisco, Calif.: ICS Press, c1992.
ocm25373152 / HG1725 .I3 1992 / OCLC.

--submitted by Brian Kunde

Originally published in SUL News Notes, Volume 3, Number 40, October 28, 1994. These titles reflect the compiler's notions of the humorous, wry, ironic or unusual, and should not be construed as reflecting any other opinion or judgment, including the editorial opinion of the original publisher.