Mostly contributed by Geoffrey Skinner.

If I had my life to live over, I would pick more daisies / edited by Sandra Haldeman Martz. -- Watsonville, Calif. : Papier-Mache Press, c1992.
ocm26721229 / PS509 .W6 I4 1992 / OCLC.

If you give a moose a muffin / by Laura Joffe Numeroff ; illustrated by Felicia Bond. -- 1st ed. -- [New York] : HarperCollins, c1991.
ocm23179929 / PZ7 .N964 Id 1991 / OCLC.

If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him! : the pilgrimage of psychotherapy patients / Sheldon B. Kopp. -- Ben Lomond, CA : Science and Behavior Books, 1972.
ADX5258 / RC480 .K66 / Green Library - Stacks.

If you squint at a rhinoceros / by Cynthia Tompkins Dunn ; illustrated by Stella M. Lopez. -- Tucson : Harbinger House, c1990.
ocm21196430 / PS3554 .U46978 I3 1990 / OCLC.

If you touch them they vanish / by Gouverneur Morris ; with illustrations by Charles S. Chapman. -- New York : Charles Scribner's Sons, 1913.
ACX0110 / 813.4 .M87i / Green Library - Stacks.

--submitted by Brian Kunde

Originally published in SUL News Notes, Volume 3, Number 38, October 14, 1994. These titles reflect the compiler's notions of the humorous, wry, ironic or unusual, and should not be construed as reflecting any other opinion or judgment, including the editorial opinion of the original publisher.