Most of the following were contributed by Geoffrey Skinner.

If at all possible, involve a cow : the book of college pranks / Neil Steinberg. -- 1st ed. -- New York : St. Martin's Press, 1992.
ocm25411913 / LA229 .S63 1992 / OCLC.

If I ever get back to Georgia, I'm gonna nail my feet to the ground / Lewis Grizzard. -- 1st ed. -- New York : Villard Books, 1990.
ocm21678588 / PN6162 .G786 1990 / OCLC.

If I'm not Tarzan and my wife isn't Jane, then what are we doing in the jungle? / Steve Farrar. -- Sisters, Ore. : Multnomah Books, 1992.
HAV8179 / BV4526.2 .F355 1992 / Library of Congress.

If men got pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament / letters collected by Helen Forelle ; introduction by Helen Forelle. -- 1st ed. -- Harrisburg, SD : H. Forelle, 1982.
ocm08966997 / HQ767 .F672 / OCLC.

If there aren't raspberries in heaven, I'll be in a real jam / Gerald E. Eickhoff. -- [Mackinaw City, MI : G.E. Eickhoff, c1991].
ocm30111335 / F574 .C235 E33 1991 / OCLC.

--submitted by Brian Kunde

Originally published in SUL News Notes, Volume 3, Number 23, June 24, 1994. These titles reflect the compiler's notions of the humorous, wry, ironic or unusual, and should not be construed as reflecting any other opinion or judgment, including the editorial opinion of the original publisher.