"The number of our users is
Becoming mighty thin!
This isn't good at all -- Gee whiz!
How can we pack them in?"
We argued all the summer long
How best to lure the masses.
For every choice support was strong,
Except for free-use passes.
Disliking options great and small,
We laid them on the shelf --
And just as well; for with the fall,
The problem solved itself.
Originally published in SUL News Notes, June 25, 1993.
c 1993, 1995 Fleabonnet Press for the author.