Often, in the lazy fall, the dog days drag in; lank, limp and leaden from the tempestuous chase of the changing seasons; puff-panting their hot breaths down their dripping tongues as they gaze longingly towards winter, and relief. This year, though, the dogs have arrived too early: They’re all turned around; preceding, not succeeding, the placid period of summer. Their own heat, possibly, has damaged their doggy brains, confounding and confusing them into coming here before they could be coming; certainly before they should. Perhaps they were pursuing the cat days of spring, that toppled torrentially down the heavy clouds, clawing the air in protest and leaving wet streaks to mark their steep descent. Grounded, their paws danced lightly atop the puddles, as they gathered strength to spring aloft once more into the bright spring sun. When the dog days arrived those cool cats were gone; vanished; evaporated. The pursuit fruitless, the dog days panted. What will you do now, calendrical canines? Summer simmers dead ahead, long, warm and weary, in wait between you and your wonted season. What days shall be coming when yours should be coming? What, then, are you becoming? Do you devolve down to rats, small, sizzling terrors for newer, fiercer dog days, to tear, terrier-like; to rend and devour? Or do you slowly diminish with each hot, wet pant, melting mournfully away until nothing is left but a doggy dew? Save yourselves! Take a long stretch before that long stretch! Bestir yourselves; bound back behind Heaven’s blazing beacon, catch your cats, and be gone! |
Dog Days
Originally published in
SUL News Notes,
Vol. 5, no. 17,
May 3, 1996.
1st web edition posted
7/29/2008.
This page last updated
11/26/2013.
Published by Fleabonnet Press.
©
1996-2013 by Brian Kunde.